Election Madness!

Ever since the end of the election, it has been madness. There have been rumors about riots all over the place. People being unnecessarily paranoid. Therefore, to teach them a lesson, and also because I am too bored, I have conducted the following experiment. It's pretty self explanatory if you read it.

The Gullibles:

Shihong says:

hey.. riot... got explosion

Shihong says:

damn insane

Jason says:

riot where?

Shihong says:

butterworth

Shihong says:

damn insane

Jason says:

wtf?

Jason says:

penang posers?

Shihong says:

haha.. jus kidding

Jason says:

wtf???

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Shihong says:

hey.... riot... got explosion

Shihong says:

damn insane

Zhi Zhi says:

in malaysia?

Shihong says:

butterworth

Shihong says:

damn insane

Zhi Zhi says:

holy crap

Zhi Zhi says:

cos dap won?

Shihong says:

yeah

Shihong says:

damn insane

Zhi Zhi says:

woww

Zhi Zhi says:

that's nuts

Zhi Zhi says:

what was their purpose?

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Shihong says:

hey.... riot... damn insane

はん　ぶん says:

what riot?

Shihong says:

in butterworth

Shihong says:

got explosion

はん　ぶん says:

where do you get the news from?

Shihong says:

serious la

Shihong says:

damn insane

はん　ぶん says:

do you have the link to the news?

Shihong says:

not in newspaper yet

Shihong says:

tomorrow

はん　ぶん says:

shocking election results

Shihong says:

yeah

Shihong says:

damn insane

はん　ぶん says:

the Prime Minister should step down

Shihong says:

got explosion leh

Shihong says:

wtf

はん　ぶん says:

whereabout in Butterworth?

Shihong says:

not sure leh

Shihong says:

haha no lah

Shihong says:

im jus kidding

はん　ぶん says:

so there's no explosion?

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Shihong says:

eh... riot... got explosion

weng soon: loving my Yonex Ti-10 says:

you serious ?

Shihong says:

yeah in butterworth

Shihong says:

damn insane

weng soon: loving my Yonex Ti-10 says:

omg...

weng soon: loving my Yonex Ti-10 says:

racial riots start already

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Shihong says:

hey... riot... got explosion

shin.yi the slacker says:

huh? u mean in malaysia?

Shihong says:

in butterworth

Shihong says:

damn insane

shin.yi the slacker says:

oh really?

shin.yi the slacker says:

what kind of explosion?

Shihong says:

some vehicle

Shihong says:

dunno wat they do

Shihong says:

but exploded

shin.yi the slacker says:

wow

Shihong says:

madness

shin.yi the slacker says:

what do u think? should the opposition have not won?

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The People Who Just Can't Believe Anything:

Shihong says:

eh... riot... got explosion

Seng Jiann... says:

? huh

Seng Jiann... says:

serious?

Shihong says:

yeah in butterworth

Seng Jiann... says:

u sure or not?

Seng Jiann... says:

not on malaysiakini news worr...

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Shihong says:

hey...riot.... got explosion!!

ohy~ying....aihh says:

wher?

Shihong says:

in butterworth

Shihong says:

damn insane

ohy~ying....aihh says:

how u nie?

Shihong says:

siao liao

Shihong says:

they blew up a car

ohy~ying....aihh says:

harh?whenn was this?

Shihong says:

yesterday only

ohy~ying....aihh says:

news oso din come out/

Shihong says:

maybe too late to print in the newspaper

ohy~ying....aihh says:

ooo...how did u noe?

Shihong says:

ppl tell me

Shihong says:

madness!!

ohy~ying....aihh says:

ooo...ppl spread rumours....

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The Numb Ones:

Shihong says:

hey.... riot.... damn insane

∞§∞£ǿя∂¼½∞§∞ says:

where

Shihong says:

butterworth

Shihong says:

got explosion

Shihong says:

eh... damn insane

(after 20 minutes trying to look for the news in the paper and TV)

∞§∞£ǿя∂¼½∞§∞ says:

crazy wan

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Shihong says:

hey... riot... got explosion

baby, you can turn me says:

in msia ah

Shihong says:

butterworth

Shihong says:

damn insane

baby, you can turn me says:

u mean where ure at?

Shihong says:

no

Shihong says:

butterworth is in penang

Shihong says:

wtf!~#~!#

baby, you can turn me says:

how i know man

baby, you can turn me says:

butterworth sounds american

Shihong says:

not really

Shihong says:

only brits are so dumb

Shihong says:

madness!!

Shihong says:

got explosion!!

baby, you can turn me says:

then how

baby, you can turn me says:

can anot

baby, you can turn me says:

everything ok?

Shihong says:

they blew up a car

Shihong says:

wtf

baby, you can turn me says:

never happened before huh

Shihong says:

may 13 1969

Shihong says:

that was the last riot

baby, you can turn me says:

hey my birthday

baby, you can turn me says:

ok so how anyone hurt etc

So you see, the reactions weren't as interesting as I have hoped. I was looking for someone to go "Where do I sign up?". It just seems that most people are happy about the opposition's "victory". But maybe that's just because I didn't poll any Malays. These results bore me even more. Nevertheless, I had some good laughs for a few seconds.